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Wee John · Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 2:01 am Post subject: What's wrong officer

An elderly lady was stopped by a cop while driving.

"What's wrong officer?" she asked.

"Lady," he said, "you are driving way too slow."

"But I am doing the speed limit which is 20 miles per hour."

"This is highway 20 and the speed limit is 55 miles per hour."

The elderly lady apologizes and assures she will correct the
situation.

The cop then notices another lady in the back of the car shivering
and shaking, then remarks,
"Say, it looks like your friend is going to have heart attack!"

The driver responds politely,
"I think it's because we just got off highway 105."
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Yir nivir to auld tae learn! Wee John.

BoB · Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 8:26 am Post subject:

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