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Wee John · Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 2:06 am Post subject: You there, God?"

Remember the minister's adage, God always answers your prayers, it's just that sometimes He says no?

A man was wandering in the woods, pondering all the mysteries of life and his own personal problems.

The man couldn't find the answers, so he sought help from God.

"God? You there, God?" he asked.

"Yes. What is it, my son?" God answered.

"Mind if I ask a few questions?" the man asked.

"Go ahead, my son, anything."

"God, what is a million years to you?"

God answered, "A million years to me is only a second."

The man asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"

God replied, "A million dollars to me is worth only a penny."

The man lifted his eyebrows and finally asked,
"God, may I have a penny?"

God answered, "Sure, give me a second."

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Yir nivir to auld tae learn! Wee John.