Wee John
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Annoying Ways to Order a PizzaAnnoying Ways to Order a Pizza
* Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
* End the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
* Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
* Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
* Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
* Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."
* Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g. If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
* If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK.
That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
* Ask if you get to keep the pizza box.
When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
* Ask to see a menu.
* Ask what their phone number is.
Hang up, call them, and ask again.
* Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
* Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place), Take 1, and... action!"
* Make the first topping you order mushrooms.
Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms, please."
Hang up before they have a chance to respond.
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