Wee John
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MEDICAL DAFFYNITIONS- Artery: The study of painting
- Bacteria: The back door of the cafeteria
- Barium: What doctors do when their patients die
- Bowel: A letter like A, E, I, O or U
- Caesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome
- CAT Scan: Searching for a kitty
- Cauterize: To make eye contact with a girl
- Coma: A punctuation mark
- Enema: Someone who is not your friend
- Fester: Quicker
- Fibula: A small lie
- Labor Pain: When you get hurt at work
- Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates
- Node: Was aware of
- Outpatient: A patient who fainted
- Pelvis: An Elvis impersonator
- Recovery Room: A place to do upholstery
- Secretion: Something you don't want anyone to know
- Seizure: A Roman emperor
- Tablet: A small table
- Terminal: Where the planes land
- Urine: Opposite of "you're out"
- Varicose: Nearby
- Vein: To be conceited
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