Wee John
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Pick Up LinesPick Up Lines
-I'm new in town.
Could you give me directions to your apartment?
-I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Her: No.
-Well then, please start.
-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
-If I followed you home, would you keep me?
-If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
-Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
-My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
-So there you are!
I've been looking all over for YOU, the girl of my dreams!
-Stand still so I can pick you up!
-Was you father an alien?
Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
-What time do you have to be back in heaven?
-What was that sound?
It was the sound of my heart breaking.
-What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
-What's that in your eye?
Must just be a twinkle.
-What's your sign?
-Where have you been all my life?
-Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
-Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
-Wow.
-You look like an angel.
Welcome to Earth.
-You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room.
-Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
-Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
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BoB
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My favourite........
"That is a very nice outfit you have on, only one thing would look better on you!"
"What's that?"
"Me"
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MadWelshie
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 Typical MEN!!!!   
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BoB
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At least us men have a sense of humour
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Wee John
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| BoB wrote: | | At least us men have a sense of humour |
Yeh a lot o' girls wid like that ain whar He says:-
-Was you father an alien?
Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
Jings whut a compliment.  
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BoB
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A wummin would take it the wrang wye though WJ and think you were insulting then 
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MadWelshie
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Aw shut up!!!  
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BoB
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See whit a mean
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MadWelshie
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Im having a sulk moment!!
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BoB
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| MadWelshie wrote: | | Im having a sulk moment!! |
That must be good for at least 2 weeks Wee John, fit div yeh reckon?
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Wee John
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| BoB wrote: | | MadWelshie wrote: | | Im having a sulk moment!! |
That must be good for at least 2 weeks Wee John, fit div yeh reckon?
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Eh think BF has ticked her off that's whut eh think and that shood be guid for 3 weeks. 
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MadWelshie
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My BF wouldnt hurt a flea - unlike you two terrible twins.
Nah BoB - I dont sulk that long, Thats good for a wummin aint it?
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Wee John
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| MadWelshie wrote: |
Nah BoB - I dont sulk that long, Thats good for a wummin aint it? |
Ir yih share yir a woman?
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no the full shillin
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| MadWelshie wrote: | | My BF wouldnt hurt a flea |
Talking about fleas................. 
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MadWelshie
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Mr Shillin -
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BoB
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Get oot the fly spray
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no the full shillin
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They're playin' leap-frog,
It's no' ma faut the thing wizny wurkin' richt !!!!!!!!!!
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