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"Democracy means government by discussion,
but it is only effective if you can stop people talking."
- Clement Atlee
"The illegal we do immediately.
The unconstitutional takes a little longer."
- Henry Kissinger
"Patriotism means to stand by the country.
It does not mean to stand by the president."
- Theodore Roosevelt
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Wee John
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"My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one."
- Groucho Marx
"Only fools are positive."
- Moe Howard
"An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it."
- Laurence J. Peter
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Wee John
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"No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them deliberately."
- Michel de Montaigne
"Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately?
I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down."
- Russell Baker
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Wee John
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"Congratulations to Bill Clinton for going to North Korea and freeing the two journalists.
To be fair, it wasn't that hard for Bill... he's used to sneaking women out of government buildings."
- Craig Ferguson
"Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in."
- Evan Davis
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