What is it with all these jokes about Scotsmen and farm animals? Can a sheep really be man’s best friend? Or is that all just a myth?
Well, it seems to be a little of both.
Read on and you will see what I mean.
Everything I am about to tell you is completely true.
Sheep Lover Bob
Some years ago I was working with the maintenance crew at a hospital. During the summer they hired extra men, mostly for landscaping, and that was when we met Bob. Bob was in his late 40s, Scottish, about 5 foot 4 and around 220 pounds. His face and hands were reddened and weathered. You could tell he had had a fairly rough life.
Bob told us that he had spent a lot of years hitch hiking around and working on various farms from Georgia up into Kentucky. He then told us that he had had sex with just about any farm animal you could mention, but his favorite was a sheep. He told us in some detail of his nefarious adventures with such mates as goats, horses, cows, and of course sheep. Naturally we thought that was hilarious, but at the same time......................
You never know!!!!!
WELL BOB ???
BoB
Dinna tell me there is anither BoB?
Oops, its no as its spelt Bob or BOB.
Phew! I thoucht yeh wis spikin tae me there fur a minit
no the full shillin
A wiz, ah furgoat how ye spelt yer name.
yer no' gittin' awa' that easy min.
BoB
Well, it cudna hae bin me cus I hiv niver been tae Georgia or Kentucky or anywhere in between
