Well ninepence ha'pny..................you've bin oot ma backie..
That looks like one o' the wee buggers that ah'm fightin' aff !!
Ah'm NEARLY winnin
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BoB
Iffin its a grey wan, yeh hiv nae chance, they are cunning little bu**ers!
Wee John
BoB wrote:
Iffin its a grey wan, yeh hiv nae chance, they are cunning little bu**ers!
The must be fae the USA then, eh.
torryloon73
Aye they are cunning but ah'm cunninger !!
Ma in-law grandson ?does that mak sense? bocht me a Rambo-style water sten gun, an' ah'm LETHEL wi' the timin.....the wee buggers can fairly duck n' dive, but ah've perfected ma tekneeks against them !!
Ah'vegot betterer n' betterer at sprayin 'em.
I save dirty watter....pasta wtter auld tea n' coffee.
The wee wifie's nae affa pleased but war is war..
Ah dinna wint tae droon 'em.theres ower mony o them an' nae enuff watter in the hoose for that !!
Just standin at the windae scares aff regulars, but ah hiv tae go thro' the same tactics tae get thro' tae the next generation.
They seem tae breed by the thoosand in the woods. ( we back on tae part of Ashdown forest.)
Ony which way...ah'll stop the wee scumbags pinchin ma range of bird feeders.
Ah widna mind if they jist hid a feed...but the thievin vandals take the feeders awa wi them.
Ah've prepared better for the future than the Blair/Bush ballsup in Eyerack !
AND I WILL WIN !!!
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Nuts whole hazel nuts OOOOOH,
Cadburys make 'em and they cover them in .......
Wee John
Eh torryloon, it soonds like thi bliters mibe win an occasional battle, but you'll win the war if yi kin help it.
