MadWelshie
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The moan threadI had a phone call from a gas company today, the 6th one this week to ring me up asking me to change my gas company. I am quite happy with the one I am with. Why dont they just take no for an answer.  
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BoB
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They get paid by commission, that's why 
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Wee John
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Yeh, eh just canceled the morning paper and they called me just about every day for 2 weeks pestering me to renew it or to start buying a magazine.
Well I know the person on the other end has to make a living, so was patient with them but after two weeks I blew up and told them if I got one more call from them I would charge them with harassment after reporting them to Attorney General.
Funny thing the have no spoke tae me since...................mibe eh hurt thir feelings.  
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BoB
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I'll get your phone number off them and phone you every day, just to see if you want to buy a camel
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Wee John
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| BoB wrote: | | I'll get your phone number off them and phone you every day, just to see if you want to buy a camel |
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Maks yi mad tho if eh wanted the paper eh widnah have canceled it noo ....Wood have eh?  
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BoB
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Maybe!
Hoi! Wee John 
Want to but a camel?
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MadWelshie
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You are just so kind to my wonderful members BoB
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Wee John
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Nah nae Camel for me BoB.
Eh hae Sheep in meh back greenie.
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MadWelshie
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Translator needed please. Anyone that wishes to apply send them to BoB
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BoB
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Welchies must be thick
Nah nae Camel for me BoB. = No chance, no Camel for me BoB!
Eh hae Sheep in meh back greenie. = I have a Sheep in my back green (Lawn).
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Wee John
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BoB dae yi think She wull understand noo? 
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BoB
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| Wee John wrote: |
BoB dae yi think She wull understand noo? |
I'll hae tae translate that as weil 
BoB dae yi think She wull understand noo? = BoB, do you think she will understand that now?
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BoB
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| Wee John wrote: |
BoB dae yi think She wull understand noo? |
I hiv ma doots!!!
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MadWelshie
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I hiv ma doots - I have my doubts.
There you go lads, its easy when you know how. 
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BoB
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She must have emailed someone 
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MadWelshie
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I did not, just because my boyfriend is Scottish, doesnt mean I emailed him, though I wish I had!!
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BoB
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You must have asked someone?
You don't have the brains to work it out being BLOND
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Wee John
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| BoB wrote: | You must have asked someone?
You don't have the brains to work it out being BLOND |
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MadWelshie
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Why cant care drivers be more careful when there are people on bikes. Some idiot knocked me over yesterday
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torryloon73
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Was it a 'care' driver....or a CAR driver ??
Hope you are o'k and you got him.
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Some enchanted evening, you may see a stranger
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Wee John
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Did yi get his plate # ?
Yi wirna riding in the middle of the road noo were yi?
Yi wirna hurt wir yi?
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woodysdad
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| Quote: | Did yi get his plate # ?
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Naw, but she'd recogniose his laugh anywhere!!
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MadWelshie
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| Wee John wrote: | Did yi get his plate # ?
Yi wirna riding in the middle of the road noo were yi?
Yi wirna hurt wir yi? |
Yes was hurt.
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Wee John
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| MadWelshie wrote: | | Wee John wrote: |
Yi wirna hurt wir yi? [/color] |
Yes was hurt. |
Weel dinna leave iz like that noo, how are yi and whut did yi hurt? 
An if yi say yir feelins eh'll whip yi.
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MadWelshie
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I had some brusing in places, that shouldnt be metioned and a cut upperlip.
Its all healed now, just got a scar above my lip.
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Wee John
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Man that wid Tee me off.
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MadWelshie
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Wheres that BoB, bet he is causing a the fish more havoc!!
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Wee John
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| MadWelshie wrote: | | Wheres that BoB, bet he is causing a the fish more havoc!! |
Eh think he is takin up Scuba diving, tih see whut a fish looks like.
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MadWelshie
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Can you imagine him scuba diving and moaning at the same time. 
He would probably scare the fish away with his fishnet stocking and kilt.
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