Wee John
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You Know You Drink Too Much Coffee When...You Know You Drink Too Much Coffee When...
* You ski uphill.
* You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
* You speed walk in your sleep.
* You answer the door before people knock.
* You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
* You sleep with your eyes open.
* You watch videos in fast-forward.
* You can snap a picture of yourself, eight feet away
without using the timer.
* You lick your coffeepot clean.
* Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
* You chew on other people's fingernails.
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