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MadWelshie · Mad MacAdmin Joined: 18 Feb 2008 Posts: 5142 status:

> How the world works lately...
>
> If a man cuts his finger off while
> slicing salami at work,
> he blames the restaurant.
>
>
> If you smoke three packs a day
> For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
> your family blames the
> tobacco company..
>
>
> If your neighbour crashes
> into a tree while driving home drunk,
> h e blames the bartender.
>
>
> If your grandchildren are
> Brats without manners,
> y ou blame television.
>
>
> If your friend is shot by a
> D eranged madman,
> y ou blame the gun manufacturer.
>
>
>
> And if a crazed person breaks
> into the cockpit and
> tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
> and the passengers
> kill him instead,
> the mother of the crazed deceased
> blames the airline.
>
>
> I must have lived too long to
> understand the world
> as it is anymore.
>
> So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS is parked i n front of this computer,
> I want all of you to
> blame Bill Gates.

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