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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 12:38 am    Post subject: Pick Up Lines Reply with quote
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-I'm new in town.
Could you give me directions to your apartment?


-I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Her: No.
-Well then,  please start.


-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I  together.


-If I followed you home, would you keep me?


-If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.


-Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart  taking off?


-My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.


-So there you are!
I've been looking all over for YOU, the girl of my dreams!


-Stand still so I can pick you up!


-Was you father an alien?
Because there's nothing else like you on earth!


-What time do you have to be back in heaven?


-What was that sound?
It was the sound of my heart breaking.


-What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?


-What's that in your eye?
Must just be a twinkle.


-What's your sign?


-Where have you been all my life?


-Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?


-Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?


-Wow.


-You look like an angel.
Welcome to Earth.


-You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart  from across the room.


-Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.


-Your legs must be tired because you've been running  through my mind all night.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
My favourite........

"That is a very nice outfit you have on, only one thing would look better on you!"

"What's that?"

"Me"



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
   Typical MEN!!!!          
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
At least us men have a sense of humour  
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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At least us men have a sense of humour  




Yeh a lot o' girls wid like that ain whar He says:-
-Was you father an alien?
Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

Jings whut a compliment.    
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A wummin would take it the wrang wye though WJ and think you were insulting then    




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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Aw shut up!!!    
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See whit a mean  
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Im having a sulk moment!!  
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Im having a sulk moment!!  


           

That must be good for at least 2 weeks Wee John, fit div yeh reckon?

               
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MadWelshie wrote:
Im having a sulk moment!!  


           

That must be good for at least 2 weeks Wee John, fit div yeh reckon?

               


Eh think BF has ticked her off that's whut eh think and that shood be guid for 3 weeks.                    
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
My BF wouldnt hurt a flea - unlike you two terrible twins.

Nah BoB - I dont sulk that long,       Thats good for a wummin aint it?      
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Nah BoB - I dont sulk that long,       Thats good for a wummin aint it?      


Ir yih share yir a woman?            
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
MadWelshie wrote:
My BF wouldnt hurt a flea        


Talking about fleas.................        


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 10:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mr Shillin -                                                                                              
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Get oot the fly spray  
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 4:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
They're playin' leap-frog,

It's no' ma faut the thing wizny wurkin' richt !!!!!!!!!!    


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